Since Tim Burton rolled Ed Wood back in 1994, many believe that, indeed, Edward D. Wood Jr. has been the worst filmmaker in history. It is very likely that your Plan 9 from Outer Space is one of the greatest absurdities of the film, but I was lucky or not to see a few years ago a film called Fear of death , directed by Christy Cabanne and starring Bela Lugosi and George Zucco, who made me change my mind about Mr. Wood. No, he is not the worst director in history, not the worst movie Plan 9. What is Fear of death.
This film of 1947 is the only one Bela Lugosi shot in color, and is a clear example of the spiral of self-destruction which had been sunk Hungarian actor during the last years of his life.

The film begins in an autopsy room. A poster of "CENTRAL CITY MORGUE," translated into Spanish for "Anatomical Forensic Institute" followed by a "AUTOPSY ROOM - KEEP OUT" are the first shots of this sultry film. Enter the room a doctor and his assistant. At a central table is a body covered by a sheet. The first lines of dialogue and give us the clue that this is not a normal movie:
- Is this the body?
'Yes, doctor. The police are particularly anxious to determine the cause of death as soon as possible.
The doctor uncovers only the head of the corpse. He laments:
'Pity, it was a very beautiful woman. I hate to do an autopsy on a beautiful woman.
-He has no choice, doctor.
'It's very unusual, no signs of violence on the body, what they suspect? Poison? Do you have any idea?
'I have understood that the authorities have no idea how she was killed, know why, but not who killed her.
Yes, that does not matter. Our job is to find out what killed her. However, one often wonders: What might be the last thought was interrupted by death? Would you talk about it? What could it be?
A music mystery, the superimposed image of a mask with eyes closed and the voiceover of a woman lead us to the next scene, no less surprising: a medical consulting room, an elegantly dressed woman rests on the table, a doctor sixties advances towards her with the intention of covering his face with a bandage. She screams in terror and incorporates:
- No, I told you I do not want the band!
- Why are you so reluctant? Why are you so reluctant to sell? Does it remind you something maybe?
- What do you mean?
-Oh, nothing, Laura, nothing. Why not sit back and leave again at the end of my test? You are a sick girl, you know, and you are very nervous.
What a great doctor! I wish all doctors were like this! Laura is her daughter, although he would like his son to divorce her. That speak three minutes later when the child enters the query. Laura does not want divorce, what a ballot, so she gives her husband a homespun robe that has been in the hands all the time, waving:
-Ten, that's all you've given me. You can have it.
That same day you arrive at the mansion of a certain Dr. Leonidas, Bela Lugosi Dracula dress, a friend of the family in a bygone era that the doctor would rather not remember, cousins, although they agreed and never calls. Leonidas comes with a mute dwarf, Indigo. When you open the door, the girl discovers Leonidas and the dwarf. Leonidas exclaims:
- My little dove! I'm glad you've opened the door, Madame. If you had waited another second, Indigo and I had broken down the door.

The girl invites you to spend as usual, and started an incomprehensible web of suspicion, machinations, intrigues and secret passages, where everyone fears that a dark and murky past to rebel against them. Characters appear and disappear, wander around the house journalists and police without anyone wondering why the hell are there. All speak with prefabricated phrases, all the scenes seem more important, the last, always limit the dramatic tension.
I remember that memorable scene in which Laura down stairs, greatly altered, and reaches the room where a couple of journalists. One of them shouts at her:
'Welcome to the classroom, Mr. Van Ee.
'Thanks, but not my room. I see that is not aware of my position in this house.
Laura is a fantastic opportunity to report the harassment to which it is subjected by the doctor and his son, but just beginning to confess is interrupted by them. The reporter left but not the chance to clarify the facts:
His wife has told me that they have been constantly challenged.
-Is beside himself, protested the husband.
- Do you see what I say, Mr. Lee? - Laura says the reporter, do not miss a single opportunity to make me think I'm crazy.
-May perhaps be explained, Mr. Lee says the doctor. We do not believe that Laura has anything bad, but we are convinced that something could happen to your mind if you continue to live with so much pressure.
- I can not tell more clear! - Laura exclaims the journalist. -They spend their days trying to frighten me, I write letters in green ink and send me mannequin heads wrapped in green paper. Whatever it is provided that can frighten and prevent sleep. I just think to avoid them kill me.
-These charges are very serious, gentlemen, concludes the journalist.

Minutes later, the same journalist, Mr. Lee, a friendly chat with the doctor's son in the living room of the house. Suddenly the journalist discovered through the window, that Leonidas, who is in the garden, along the hedge, opens his arms to the sky and hides below.
- What happens out there? I have a right to know, 'says the son of the doctor. I do not see anything, what was it?
'It's impossible, can not be true.
Then he meets the journalist Leonid concentrate while reciting a prayer mumbled hypnotized before the body of the maiden. The reporter goes to him without fear:
'Well teacher, I think I just see him howling at the moon.
These two scenes are just a sampling of what button the film's delirious. The script is full of wonderful phrases that I've been making my own with the passage of time: "Why are you reluctant to sell," "welcome to your living room" or "I write letters in green ink," I have been very useful in many occasions.
In short, one of the most surreal films to which I have faced and has left an indelible mark on me. The truth is that I see with some regularity. His absurd plot, its pathetic staging, and Bela Lugosi effort to sustain a character inconsistent and absurd, contrary awaken my feelings of shame, kindness and compassion. It makes me laugh and makes me oddly nervous at a time.
I've never seen anyone recommending bad movies for the sake of being bad, but I will do so on this occasion. This is a "see it to believe it." It's so bad it will not be disappointed, especially after watching Fear of death, any other movie, even putting Antena3 in the evenings will not seem so bad, no doubt.
-Roque.















